I am looking for a book Can anyone help me?

too much ramble and just take a vacation with family and no relatives involved. My family is pissed at me because we decided this year to be home alone and just chill. If they don't like it they can kiss our rear and get over it. If i give a book to them it would be so funny. It would be for some of my relatives to read the Kama sutra and stay home and work on their own relationships. My siblings and their spouses could use it and it would be a funny for them!